Tales from nursing school, travel, labor and delivery, and the bathroom

Monday, April 2, 2007

Grandmother Panty Stories, Urethra Urethra Urethra

Um.

From the comments that you people are leaving, you seem to be pretty normal folks: Moms, nurses, bush kangaroos. However, a large percentage of you folks are getting to my site as a result of bad porn googling.

And now that I've looked at my hittail stats, I'm going to purposefully attract more (very disappointed) porn googlers.

Here are some of the things you kinky monkeys are searching that lead you to my humble site:

shitting nurse stories
grandmother panty stories
daddy panty pool stories
urethral play
smell of women's poop
doctor patient table panties stories
my husbands panties stories
nurse grabbed my balls (I never did, I swear!)
panties feel nice
panties full of poop

I think that's enough.

13 asking for pain meds:

LadyBanana said...

Just goes to show this world is full of all strange sorts!

tz said...

I googled 'sheath back chairs' looking for a particular chair for our dining room, didn't find any, but lots of 'interesting' porn sites came up. Who knew?

Rebecca said...

Those are way better than mine (or worse, depending on how you look at it!) So far my favorites have been:

Brick House Mamas Butts
Blackberry Frustration Marriage
Guitars-Helping Ugly People get liad for 50 years.

Love your blog! The toothbrush story really cracked me up!

Paula the Surf Mom said...

yes.... more then enough

Well I'll be go to hell the widget worked... I didn't know if it would... Thanks for being a Sponsor

Paula the Mad Scientist strikes again.

AuctionJunkie said...

LOL. That's great! Too funny. I found you through my autoroll and couldn't resist the title. :)

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

Awesome!
One of my tops is "explosice diarhea". Go figure...

tiffany said...

What about adding "vulva pimple"

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BillyWarhol said...

oh Lordy!!

too Funny**********

i admit i'm here after seeing the word "panty" in yer Blog name but i'm gonna STAY fer the Poop + Tickle My Balls stories!!!!!!

Thank U Nurse!!

Cheers! Billy ;))

Peace*

the domestic minx said...

I can't even repeat how some people found my site...

I just thought about it for a minute. And I can't. On the grounds that it might incriminate me...

You did grab those balls didn't you...

Ron West said...

Funny, funny.

Kendra said...

I did a similar list on my site a few weeks ago. Some funny shiznit. I get scared of some of the things people search. Freakin' sickos!!!!

debutaunt said...

I stopped looking at mine a while back when I saw "thin granny sex." Most of mine were just too disgusting to think about.

I found you through that best of voting.

I adore nurses!

Anonymous said...

googling for weird search terms yields some other goodies

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