Shameless Panty Stories for Your Googling Pleasure
I while ago, I posted a little something about how I was going to do some SEO by utilizing some of the more popular pornographic search terms that end up landing people at this site. Because, even though it's mostly the moms who leave comments, more than 50% of my hits come from folks who have misgoogled their porn. I was just joking around, didn't have much to say that day, and thought I would have a giggle at some of those crazy search terms. But you know what? That post continues to be the MOST VIEWED post on this site. (Thanks, Hit Tail!)
So here are some of my recent favorites:
urethral play -- Listen, I don't know what that is and I don't want to know -- but, seriously, play with something else, your urethra is not a toy!
i'm self conscience about the way my labia looks -- Sweetie, I think you mean conscious, and, aren't we all?
young lady and long cook -- That's right, cook. Oh no! I think he's about to sautee!
does the penis ever go to one foot? Um...yeah, if you carry it there.
story julie legs pretty panties -- Hmm, sounds like you're looking for something pretty specific.
shitting nurse stories -- It's true, all nurses shit. We had no idea that this was public knowledge.
picture of acid reflux -- Seriously? You wanna see that?
blog between her legs -- You might want to wipe that one down before you read it.
crapping with vaginal discharge -- I actually clicked on this one for some reason, which recreated the google search. At the top of the page was the question, Did you mean "rapping with vaginal discharge?" Because that makes so much more sense. Yo. Yo.
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12 asking for pain meds:
"I'm self conscience about the way my labia looks -- Sweetie, I think you mean conscious, and, aren't we all?" - hahahaha so far my searched terms are normal for what I blog about, but I wish I had kept track of some of the things that popped up on my old blog.
Actually, I know a web comic artist who gets most of her site views from people looking for porn or lingerie. The comic is titled "the devil's panties" but it has nothing to do with devils or panties. Go figure.
I always get "Real robotic sex doll" or any variation of it.
Wait, it's not normal to rap with vaginal discharge?
Oh crap. That hit counter is probably me...That was the post up when I bookmarked your site and so every time I check it, I go to that entry! i have to click the banner to get the new entry and I've been too lazy to change it:) Oops, my bad!
OMG - I didn't know other people did this, too. I get "plumber servicing housewife" google/porn hits all the time, AS IF plumber cracks weren't part of our idiom for a reason!!! What kind of respectable housewife would be desperate enough for a plumber?! Seriously, people!
shitting nurse stories -- It's true, all nurses shit. We had no idea that this was public knowledge
The above quote? Literally made me spew.
You owe me a new keyboard, woman ;)
Wow, it's amazing what ppl are searching for..lol
I've not used any service like this before so now I have set up HitTail. Thanks for the link!
This could be funny!
ok, that was pretty funny! I agree with Amanda. shitting nurses? unbelievable!
www.hittail.com just sounds like a website I wouldn't want to click on at work.
Hmmm. I love that the same demented, misguided folks seem to find both of us. I feel extra bonded to you now. Just wait 'til the hundred of hits for "jewish pussy" start pouring in.
That's my cue... no, wait! I just followed a Glogle BlogSearch on "Hit Tail" to find this... really!
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