Flush it!
I was helping S admit a patient. The patient's cousin was in the room.
When was the last time you had a bowel movement? I asked the patient.
This morning, she had one this morning, the cousin responded.
Wow, your cousin sure knows a lot about you, I said.
Well, the cousin told me, she forgot to flush it.
4 asking for pain meds:
Beautiful. I had a cousin who wouldn't flush. Or wouldn't do a VERY NECESSARY follow-up flush.
Priceess--thanks for the laugh. In all seriousness--doesn't that just bug the crap out of you when family members answer the questions? Seriously though--unless you are a multip--7cm--ruptured going natural--you should be able to answer your own questions.
I love coming to your blog, I always get a good laugh!
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